About

THE AUTHOR

Artist, poet and ne’er-do-well Dylan Thomas Hayden was born in Kansas in 1970 and has been living ever since. After an undistinguished academic career in which he was expelled from two schools and dropped out of his last he accidentally emigrated to England in 1990. He now resides in Oxfordshire with his beautiful assistant and high-class lobster Charlotte. In his entire life, Hayden has never lived under the same roof for more than three years. He has worked as a pizza thrower, farmhand, dishwasher, photographic technician, carpenter, web designer, English teacher, goatherd and is currently employed as a chef and factotum. His interests include music, poetry, art, science, reason, cinema, food, friendship, fine wines and the pleasures of the flesh.

PORTRAIT CHINOIS

Colour: Grey
Weapon: A very sharp knife
Dance: Tango
Opera: Lulu by Alban Berg
Statue: La Douleur by Auguste Rodin
Fabric: Raw silk